Who still wears carpenter jeans?

Note to all men: carpenter jeans are not sexy. Well, that's not entirely true. I guess they could be sexy on hot construction workers... you know, the guys who legitimately need all of the ridiculous loops and pockets for tools. Still, when was the last time you saw a hot construction worker who wasn't in a Coke commercial? This past weekend I saw two men in the midst of the I-Am-A-Superior-Species area of Atlanta who were wearing carpenter jeans, and I felt obligated to tell the men of the world that carpenter jeans have never really been stylish or attractive... and to please get rid of them. Please.